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Strawberry Poptart Flame Thrower

http://cbi.tamucc.edu/~pmichaud/toast/
This ground-breaking experiment turns an innocent kitchen appliance into a deadly incendiary device using correct laboratory procedure. If you must try this at home, be sure to call the fire brigade in advance!
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Wacky Patent of the Month

http://colitz.com/site/wacky.htm
As this site only changes once a month it is taking a while to build up its rather wonderful but warped pedigree. Amazing inventions that have been recently added to its books include a grater, slicer, mouse and fly catcher all-in-one and a rather unsavoury sounding tapeworm trap. Hmmm...that last one's a little hard to swallow.
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Uri Geller's Psychic City

http://www.urigeller.com/
You've gotta be joking. Perfectly 'sane' showbiz paranormalist Uri Geller says use your psychic powers over the Internet to, yup you've guessed it, bend a spoon. The spoon in question is currently sitting in Uri's own personal safe and there's a million dollars saying it can't be done. In addition to this freakish online experiment, the Psychic City offers lots more barmarama mindbending fun and games. Strike, for instance, is a game of psychic skill in which players second guess where precious mineral resources are hidden but I must have been giving off some bad vibes because it crashed my machine. Other treats include stuff about Mindbender, a new movie 'inspired by the amazing life story of Uri Geller and more interesting Uri-type facts compiled by a UK contingent of Geller fans. More down to earth information is also included about the wise one's business consultancy and by way of a testimonial the former (note former) chairman at Australian Mining Company, Zanex, is quoted as saying, 'I will never drill an oil well without asking Uri Geller's advice first. As if!
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Universal White Time Healing

http://www.algonet.se/~newage
This site is translated into both English and Swedish and appears to be about some quasi-religious spiritual thing that involves healing and UFOs (do you ever feel you're being taken for a ride?). There's a philosophy-type explanation, some symbols (if you recognise them you should get in touch) and some extraterrestrial greetings spoken, allegedly, by an earthling contact person. Quite frankly, not speaking the language, this could be Swedish, only it's probably something much spookier.
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The Shadowlands Ghosts Page

http://users.aol.com/shadoland2/ghost.html
Do you remember James Randi? The guy who had the supernatural programme on TV where he tried to prove whether things went bump in the night or not? Well this is the Internet equivalent. Your host, the Shadow Lord, warns you that these are real stories from real people, but it all seems rather Edgar Allen Poeish really, with tales of the Frail Old Women dressed in black, and The Dark Lady in Green Bay whose presence was felt in the basement. The impressive gallery of ghostly pictures adds to the overall eerie atmosphere. One question, though: where is Michael Aspel? Spooky.
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The Sexton Tales

http://www.bogo.co.uk/emlyn/
Radio scribe Emlyn Harris presents a cornucopia of info on North London's Highgate Cemetary, the final resting place of cultural icons such as Karl Marx, Michael Faraday and Charles Cruft (who apparently preferred cats) Forming the basis of his forthcoming series The Sexton's Tales, the sections are nicely framed, strikingly designed and easy to navigate. Sections come under headstones entitled Curio (facts and legends including the Highgate vampire, Queen Victoria's secret, and strange exploding coffins), Memento Mori (who's who in the graveyard) and there's loads of links to matters funereal, radio and research.
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Sincity

http://www.sincity.com/
Penn and Teller transformed the world of magic with their own brand of macabre illusion and ironic humour, usually at Paul Daniels' expense. Their newest trick is the Sincity Web page, but unfortunately their irreverant wit does not really translate to the Net. Information about Penn before stardom, FAQs and a Teller Speaks page are on offer, but the cheesy mugshots of the pair seem to be more akin to the old clichÚs. Some of the irreverance does sneak in with an amusing look at Strawberry Poptart blow-torches and a fake card trick which describes the true Penn and Teller ethos: 'What you're really doing is using the Net as a tool for mocking others.
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Madison the Genius Cat

http://www.keelerkom.com/home.html
Nastier than Socks and lazier than Garfield, Madison is a psychic cat, a feline friend who looks into the future and predicts what's going to happen next. All you have to do is ask.
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Home Appliance Shooting

http://www.csn.net/~dcbenton/has.html
Lawks-a-lordie, hicks with hardware. See how a shotgun turns tellys, microwaves and monitors into shrapnel. A last request, Mr Microwave?
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Feline Reactions to Bearded Men

http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena/org/i/improb/www/cat.html
Bad news for the hirsute. DISAPPEARED
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Endangered Feces

http://www.poop.com/
Endangered Feces (sic) is 40 grams of fossilised shit or, if you have a preference for paper weights, four ounces of pyritised coprolite, ie fossilized shit. Authenticated by a real geologist and obviously a great choice of gift, the best thing about this site is its domain name. Otherwise it's crap. Literally!
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Drop Squad!!!

http://www.dropsquad.com/
The prankster student terrorist tactics of the Rensselaer Drop Squad are recorded here in full. Before they were caught they were party to several messy mindless rag week stunts, like dropping a typewriter, a Christmas tree, a pumpkin and 125 McDonalds hamburgers down 12 flights of stairs. Boy, they caused a stir. The stills, technicolor video, news reports and cross-campus security response are all posted here. Wowee!
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The First WWW Page with a Palindromic URL

http://www.cs.rdg.ac.uk/archive/palindrome/\emordnilap\evihcra\ku.ca.gdr.sc.www\\:ptth/
Yup, you heard right. Obviously a man with time on his hands. Links to other palindrome pages, a Websters' definition and people who've sadly done the same thing. Whichever way you look at it, you come up with the conclusion - oddo!
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Bufora OnLine

http://www.citadel.co.uk/citadel/eclipse/futura/bufora/bufora.htm
Documenting the wigged out world of alien abducations and all manner of unidentified flying objects, this is the home page for the British UFO Research Association. Of great interest is the database of reported UK sightings which features, among other reports, two blokes in Cornwall who can't remember what happened to them the night before and a woman who saw lights in the sky on 5 November - as if! All the information - articles from UFO Times, research projects, contacts for local groups etc - is efficiently formatted and well maintained with some weirdy Roswell-related links. Info in an X-File-stylie for gullible Mulders and sceptical Scullys.
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How To Toilet Train Your Cat

http://www.greyware.com/authors/karawynn/toiletcat.htp
This is a spoof right? Surely it's not for real? A page that takes you and your moggy through the toilet-training trauma of learning how to use the lav. A human's lavatory that is; the one that is topped up with Toilet Duck and has paper in a holder fixed to the wall? The one that even your boyfriend/brother/ father/grandad cannot use without it going all over the floor. Meet Misha the guinea pig, if a cat can be such a thing. Here are photographs of her caught 'in the act' - a little privacy please. Cats may be smart but they must think we're pretty dumb.
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And the Bride Wore...

http://www.visi.com/~dheaton/the_bride_wore.html
'While preparing for her own wedding, a dear friend stumbled upon examples of strange, odd, and unflattering wedding accessories. She kept the strangest of the lot, and I am presenting them here, along with her comments. We're not joking.
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50 Greatest Conspiracies Of All Time

http://www.webcom.com:80/~conspire/
Spooked out theories to explain the not-so-everyday and now even more famous since its appearance in the X-Files, this site is based on the book of the same name. At one time it was always the Russians we had to look out for...now it's aliens, the Government or even the person sitting next to you. The latest twists, turns and trajectories in the conspiracy nation.
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Yecch!

http://www.smartlink.net/~yeeeoww/yecch/yecchhome.html
A schlock spoof of Yahoo that catalogues some of the most gross and pointless pages it can find.
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The Wonderful World of Clean Underwear and a Sensible Pair of Shoes

http://www.infi.net/~rvance
A page drenched in the spirit of 'uselessness' - a formula we're all familiar with by now. This man's obsessions are wacky words, Celts and bizarre facts about Christianity. The best thing thing of all is its name.
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News of the Weird

http://www.nine.org/notw/latest
Little snippets of news gleaned from all over the globe. Both the freakishly bizarre and the downright disgusting
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Phantasmagoria Graveyard

http://libstaff.lib.lehigh.edu/
A chilling catalogue of creepy WAV format sounds - terrifying TV themes, phantom film dialogue, scary screen-savers and other things that go bump in the night. AAAaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh......
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The Crash Site

http://www.crashsite.com/Crash/
Entertaining wreck of adolescent-boy fantasy graphics, embedded with a load of fast and loose hotlinks and a healthy dose of leary attitude.
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The Dick Assman Homepage

http://www.firstnations.ca/~aim/assman/assman.htm
Dick Assmania is the term used when a life of humiliation due to a silly name is turned into a life of luxury, girls and fame. It happened this ol' guy, who spent his life pumping gas in Saskatchewan, Canada. Letterman, what a surprise, helped.
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House of Lost Socks

http://www.caprica.com/~jmares/house_of_socks.html
A fun page designed to help you solve 'one of the infinite mysteries of human existence'. Basically it runs through a number of suggestions under the headings 'washer, dryer, household pet, other' and suggests reasons for your socks' disappearance. Some of the suggestions are a bit disturbing though. If you think your pet is involved try 'slicing open the pet to remove the sock'.
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Pee On It

http://www.catalog.com/impulse/info/pee
Make urinal hygiene fun.
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Online Toilet

http://wps.com/toilet/index.html
Coprophiliacs, potty heads, fraque freaks and porcelain spotters will revel in this virtual toilet. Hoaxed! Who gives a sh...
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Dan's Gallery of the Grotesque

http://thelair.zynet.com:80/~grotesk/
Dan's a med student who's going out of his way to display the most bizarre, tasteless and repulsive photograph gallery on the Internet. He succeeds with exhibits like the Foyer of Forensics, Neonatal Nightmares and Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, which are teeming with photographs of bodies decomposing, medical oddities and police forensics. Eat first.
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Crop Circle Connector

http://www.cropcircleconnector.com
Forget two blokes, some planks and a bit of string...UFOs, aliens and the paranormal are all to blaim. This database and fact file on English crop circles has all the latest sightings, conference news and newsgroup addresses. If it's good enough for Reg Presley, who's to say what's true and what's not. Photographs will be available in the future.
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The Fruit Bowl

http://marg.ntu.ac.uk/marg/john/fruit.html
Hmmmm....come see John's collection of fruit label stickers. Loads of 'hey, we're all bananas here' puns.
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The Simpson/Goldman Murder Recreation

http://www.cnet.com/Central/Tv/Top/murder.html
In Quicktime, AVI and MPEG format...some sicko has recreated Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman's final moments in animation. Did OJ do it? Enough already, another case of overkill.
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Brian

http://streams.com/brian/
Watch out for the all-seeing eye of Brian - excellent eyeball graphic alert. One of those wacko-central kind of places. Play Piercing Mildred - the interactive body modification game.
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Fabio Loves You

http://www.teleport.com/~shojo/Fabio/fabio.html
'Buongiorno, I'm Fabio coos cal-ital model beefcake bimbo, Fabio from between his black silk sheets. Once you've got over the fact that when you click on his picture Fabio can string more than three words together, you'll soon realise he speaks absolute dross. Seek it out.
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The Sheath File

http://www.lanminds.com/explore/sheath.html
Several hundred synonyms for the word 'condom'. Some people are just all talk!
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Squashed Bug Zoo

http://spasm.clues.com/zoo/zoo.html
A mini-insect gore fest of bugs gone but not forgotten, like the moth that checked itself out on a lightbulb and a roach that's nothing but pulp. Needs more blood!
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1000 by 2000

http://www.hooked.net/alex/auto/1000.html
Counting down to the thousandth person to take a dive off the Golden Gate Bridge. Ambulance chasing at its most obscure.
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Hyper-Weirdness

http://phenom.physics.wisc.edu/~shalizi/hyper-weird/
This initial hypertext version of Mitchell Porter's High Weirdness by Email, signposts the highway to some of the Web's most impassioned wells of weirdness. You name it: UFOs, cults, political action groups, cult films, fringe science, fantasy and drugs. Watch out, you might be converted.
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H's Home Page

http://www.princeton.edu:80/~champ/
Dynamically updated Web pages are still scarce. Here's a graphically stunning amateur effort which proves that the Netscape 1.1 technology not only works, but can be easily mastered.
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Blue Dog can Count

http://hp8.ini.cmu.edu:5550/bdf.html
Give the blue dog an equation and hear her bark the answer.
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Organ Eversion Introduction

http://cspmserver.gold.ac.uk/tongues/textintro.html
Some sites are obviously odd for the sake of being strange, others because they know no better, and then there's this type, which makes you wonder whether you are audience to an indecipherable in-joke or a serious perversion.
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Disaster o' the Day

http://www.ora.com:8080/cgi-bin/crash-cal
Enter your birthdate and discover its effect on the world.
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Carcass' Lyrics

http://vivarin.pc.cc.cmu.edu/cgi-bin/lyr.groups?carcass
UK thrash band Carcass' extreme lyrics read like the poetic ramblings of some psycho-killer. Their music may even be palindromic, it's hard to tell.
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Mrs Silk's Cross Dressing Magazine

http://www.cityscape.co.uk/users/av73/
Mrs Silk can furnish you with a variety of products to ensure that when you do step out of the closet, it's with style.
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Burn this Flag Lowly

http://www.btf.com
These abrasive, distinctly un-PC pages of Crank magazine may offend the timid.
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Kurt - A Tasteless Movie

http://www.pencom.com/subdirs/tb/kurt.txt
See the late Kurt Cobain's final moments, tastelessly depicted in ASCII.
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Pigeon Kicking

http://info.pitt.edu/~katst12/kick.html
Unlikely to get into the RSPCA's good books.
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Whimsical Waterfalls

http://www.dgsys.com/~rthonen/ording.html
Step right up, unique miniature waterfalls for sale! A possible marketing case study in how not to...
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Autographs

http://www.sofcom.com.au/Autographs/index.html
Be the envy of your friends. These autographs are available for a limited time only. Send no money, we'll bill you.
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Spatula City

http://www.wam.umd.edu/~twoflowr/index.html
If you're a fan of 3D rendering, you'll probably overlook the inanity of the gags hidden in this collection of pointedly and pointlessly odd pages. Don't push the big button that really doesn't do anything.
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Wall O' Shame

http://www.milk.com/wall-o-shame/
This is a hilarious collection of incredible but true stories. Most stories speak for themselves, but make sure you check out the name change press release from the artist formerly named after a dog.
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Vomitus Maximus Museum

http://www.primenet.com/vomitus/
These surreal macabre images and twisted story captions created by R S Connett are as perverse, grotesque and disturbing as anything you'll find anywhere.
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Codpiece International

http://www.teleport.com/~codpiece/
This site houses a campaign to revive the codpiece, presenting its case in a cute Pythonesque style that may amuse some. It's all lipservice though, as there are neither codpieces for sale here nor sincere intentions. What's the point of that? Oh, to sell sloganed T-shirts, bumper stickers, aprons and boxer shirts, of course.
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Body Piercing

http://indyunix.iupui.edu/~dlbewley/body-p/body-p.html
FAQs, links, diagrams, pictures, e-zines and warnings on the body piercing craze.
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Steps in Overcoming Urges

http://vector.casti.com/QRD/religion/mormon-masturbation
Having trouble leaving it alone? You'll find timely advice here.
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Ping Datascape

http://www.artcom.de/ping/mapper
If you can decipher the techno-art rhetoric here, you'll be able to add your own address to the real-time 3D flight through this Internet datascape, brought to you by German international TV station Deutsche Welle.
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Exploding Heads

http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/mkgray/head-explode.html
Worried that your head may explode? These tips will help you identify early symptoms.
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Rectal Foreign Bodies

http://www.well.com/www/cynsa/newbutt.html
Highlights from Surgery Magazine, complete with X-rays, confirming the danger of having too much fun in the privacy of your own home.
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Ranjit's Lunch

http://oz.sas.upenn.edu/miscellany/lunch.html
A fascinating itemisation of Ranjit Bhatnager's diet with links to Sho Kuwamoto's, Ben Cox's and other crucial lunch servers.
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2001: Journey to the Next Millennium

http://www.sun2001.com/
If you like manipulating your environment and cannot understand why anyone would like to talk to a fish then this place has no appeal to you. If, though, you are even mildly interested in who you were or who you might become drop in, drop out and drop off. The three levels; reincarnation, planetary purpose and transformation give you a free interactive mini past life reading and a popular New Age links section. Each time you ""choose a gateway"" you are selecting a different potential past life. More than an asteroid short of a galaxy, this site explores inner psyche, reincarnation and deja vu so if you think youâve been here before choose a gateway and strut your psychic stuff.
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The Amazing Parker Quintuplets

http://www.spray.se/~emi/
Managing the double trick of being one of the nicest looking and downright weirdest sites on the web at the moment. If you're looking for advice on what to wear, what to listen to or having problems with your nail polish here's five girls who have all the answers. ""Kate is the opinionated rambler, Jane is your drink fixer, Doris is your happy home maker. Eve knows where all the good stuff is and Juliet knows her Balzac, Barbie and Bardot."" A must for all you girls who fancy a quick gossip in the middle of the day. The web equivalent of eavesdropping in the women's loos.
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The Society for the Recapture of Virginity

http://www.razorfish.com/bluedot/srv/
If you've been feeling a bit down and things aren't quite right it's probably because you're not a virgin. Don't worry. 'Regaining your virginity can be the road to a newer and fuller life,'no honest, that's what it says here. Fill out the form, send it off and you too can have your virginity back - and a nice certificate to prove it. Top site from US Web design company Razorfish. Get it back - you know you want to!
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